Wednesday, May 2, 2018

Kiss, Marry, Kill

Hey reader friends - I thought it would be fun to do a round of Kiss, Marry, Kill over here.  I have rounds this week - so let's dive right  in!

 Round One: 
Winter (The Lunar Chronicles), Percy Weasley (The HP Series), and Gale Hawthorne (The Hunger Games Trilogy)

Kiss:Percy Weasley - as annoying as he can be, he did come around at the end of the seventh book and realize the error of his ways.
Marry: Winter - she is so strong and so amazing, even in the face of the Lunar sickness.  I think she'd make a pretty kick-ass wife.
Kill: Gale Hawthorne - I mean, he was pretty, um, douchey.  Sorry not sorry Gale.  I'd kill you.

 Round Two: 
Inej (Six of Crows Duology), Jacin (The Lunar Chronicles), Alina Starkov (The Grisha Trilogy)

Kiss: Alina Starkov - Alina is pretty cool, and she's a strong character who knows what she wants even if she struggles against The Darkling to get it.
Marry: Inej - Another strong female character who kicks ass - how could anyone not want to chill with her for life.

Kill: Jacin - I just couldn't see myself kissing or marrying Jacin - he always comes across as a bit a jerk to me.

Round Three:
Evie O'Neill (The Diviners), Adelina Amouteru (The Young Elites), Bill Weasley (The HP Series)

Kiss: Evie O'Neill - I just love her spunk and her fun attitude.
Marry: Bill Weasley - um, hi it's Bill Weasley - only one of the sexiest Weasley brothers, and the most badass.  (It's the long hair and the earring.)
Kill: Adelina Amouteru - I *almost* feel bad about this.  But, she was the one person in this round that I didn't to kiss or marry.  Also, she's a badass, but a little bit of a whackadoo.

 Round Four:
Bellatrix LeStrange (The HP Series), Peeta Mellark (The Hunger Games Trilogy), Thomas (The Maze Runner)

Kiss: Thomas - he's cool, but still has so much to figure out.  I don't want to kill him, but I don't want to marry him either.  I think a little kiss would be okay.
Marry: Peeta Mellark - I mostly would marry Peeta because I am so curious about what kind of husband he would be. 
Kill: Bellatrix LeStrange - Let's see - broke out of Azkaban, killed Sirius, tried to kill Ginny, Death eater, would probably marry Voldemort if given the chance - sorry not sorry lady, I'd kill ya in a heartbeat.

Round Five:
Tris Prior (The Divergent Trilogy), Effie Trinket (The Hunger Games Trilogy), Jace Wayland (The Mortal Instruments Series) 

Kiss: Tris Prior - I love Tris, but a kiss is all I think I could give her.  I wouldn't want to kill her though - she kicks too much ass.
Marry:  Effie Trinket - She seems like she just needs someone to take care of her. 
Kill: Jace Wayland - I can't stand Jace.  Through six books, he was just an arrogant baby.  I'd kill him in the blink of an eye.

 Round Six:
Dobby (The HP Series), Molly Weasley (The HP Series), Clary Fray (The Mortal Instruments Series)

Kiss: Dobby - He's just the most amazing little elf - he needs a little kiss for all the great stuff he did.
Marry: Molly Weasley - Who wouldn't want to marry a strong woman like Molly Weasley. Plus, she loves her kids and her surrogate kids like Harry so much.
Kill: Clary Fray - She's a whiny brat who spent a lot of time complaining because things weren't going her way and jerking people around.  (I mean, look at the way she treated Simon....)

 Round Seven:
Professor Dumbledore (The HP Series), Professor McGonagall (The HP Series), Kaz Brekker (Six of Crows Duology)

Kiss: Professor McGonagall - She is such a wonderful, awesome lady, and she stands up for what is right, even in the face of evil and darkness. 
Marry: Kaz Brekker - Kaz is dark, and kind of a badass.  I like that - I'd totally marry him.
Kill: Professor Dumbledore - I am sure a lot of potterheads will be mad that I'd kill Professor Dumbledore, but A.) I don't want to kiss or marry him, and B.) He's accomplished so much in his life.  Move over and let some new witches and wizards accomplish stuff.

 Round Eight:
Harry Potter (The HP Series), Day (Legend Series), Valentine (The Mortal Instruments Series)

Kiss: Day - I wouldn't be able to keep him around long enough to marry him.  I'd settle for a kiss before he goes into hiding again.
Marry: Harry Potter - I'd totally marry the chosen one.  We'd have fun fighting against the dark arts.
Kill: Valentine - He's such a jerk - the Voldemort of the Mortal Instruments series.  I'd kill him fast.

 Round Nine:
Severus Snape (The HP Series), Cinder (The Lunar Chronicles), Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games Trilogy)

Kiss: Cinder - I'd give her a kiss for everything good she did to save Lunars and stand up for herself and other people throughout the Lunar Chronicles series.
Marry: Katniss Everdeen - I'd marry her only because she killed President Coin and was the freaking Mockingjay!
Kill: Severus Snape Isn't it obvious?  If not - let's just have a reminder: he was verbally abusive to students, he betrayed the Order of the Phoenix, and he stuck by Voldemort's side through everything.

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