Friday, December 13, 2019

Dating Profile Friday - Jason Voorhees

Name: Jason Voorhees
Hobbies: Murder, stalking people, wielding my machete.

Likes: Mass murder, machetes
Dislikes: Drowning, people

About Me: I am pretty much invincible. I can go all night long. I enjoy being up at night because that's when I find other people are more vulnerable.  I enjoy long stalks through the woods and occasionally small cities and towns. I spend my free time cleaning and sharpening my machete. If you are down to hang with someone who has a dark sense of humor and lots of toys, let's get together sometime. You can find me in my darkened basement playing with all my toys.  Email me - let's talk:

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